Me cry

Depression and extreme sadness due to corona virus fucking up ur life and events

Girl: Coronavirus canceled slc and worlds

Guy: Me cry
Girl :(((

by capitanvs22 March 12, 2020

speedrun me

Often used in sexual intercourse. If a girl says this to you, she is most definitely a gamer, and wants you to fuck her as fast as possible.

Chloe looked up at Jake as he fucked her hard, and made out "Oooh, speedrun me!~"

by Ps3luver September 29, 2013

balls on me

A phrase used when something shitty happens to you that is unfortunate and undesirable, such as someone else's sweaty ballsack on you.

Assface: *drops hotdog on the ground*
Assface: BALLS ON ME! I dropped my fucking hotdog!

by Bigdaddy15 April 11, 2014

clock me

clock me is slang for “come at me”

1: don’t clock me ik this shit looks wack
2: ight

by axhlynn February 2, 2020

tweet at me

another way of saying "get at me" on Twitter. or "follow me on twitter"

i'm on twitter, tweet at me!

by dr0ppabiiitch May 11, 2009

scuse me

What you say when someone asks you to do something stupid.

Can you please get out of your seat so I can sit down? Ahem scuse me?

by LittleBoi2 March 4, 2018

Call me!

"Call me" means "call me". It does not mean anything else. When spoken by a woman to a man it does not, for example, mean; "I want to go out with you". It does not, as the man often thinks, mean; "I find you devastatingly attractive". Once he calls, he has done exactly what she told him to do. She has gotten acknowledgement that he finds her desirable, which is what she wanted. When she does not take his call, and does not call him back, he thinks... "But... she told me to call her". He is 100% correct.

Here's my mobile. Here's my email. Here's my work number. Call me!

by Monkey's Dad February 18, 2020