Brah 1: went to the west filipino sea for vacay last wk, met this girl named Maria Babie Julia Marianna. let me get stuck in her pinay finger trap
Brah 2: like swimming in a trillion dollars. god bless the west filipino sea
Brah 2: like swimming in a trillion dollars. god bless the west filipino sea
by str8ontheinternet April 27, 2012
by Kwahweenb June 13, 2019
An insult deriving from “your mom gay” and “ur granny tranny”. It is the ultimate insult towards someone’s grandpa, literally means that your grandpa is a female with a dick. *Important to note the comeback “no u” has no effect on this insult.
Billy: “Your mom gay lol!”
Thomas: “Your Grandpap a trap”
Billy: Damn! *drops dead from 3rd degree burns*
Thomas: “Your Grandpap a trap”
Billy: Damn! *drops dead from 3rd degree burns*
by Special Lunchbox Pinecone March 17, 2018
When two people in a sexual relationship insert their fingers/fist into each other's assholes while in a 69 position.
Guy 1: How'd it go with you and Becky last night?
Guy 2: We were great until she wanted to do the Chinese finger trap.
Guy 2: We were great until she wanted to do the Chinese finger trap.
by f1ngerblaster December 05, 2018
In an argument, when a person takes the side of another person thus resulting in a 2 on 1 argument. In this situation an outside body may interrupt the argument and say, "Well it looks like we have ourselves a good ol' Alaskan Crab Trap!"
by JayPinda June 08, 2012
All women are Trap Door Spiders. They are sneaky, cunning killers that will eat your manhood and your soul if you aren't careful. These creatures are known to lead you into their underground tunnels with false hopes and promises, only to take everything a man holds holy. All females are Trap Door Spiders, and this is indeed a manlaw.
Trap Door Spider= "I love hanging out with you. You are so fun and you always make me laugh!"
Man= "I really like you too. We should hang out again sometime."
Trap Door Spider= "Oh you like me? We'll now I don't know what I should do...I'm very confused now and I'm thinking we should just be friends."
Man= "I really like you too. We should hang out again sometime."
Trap Door Spider= "Oh you like me? We'll now I don't know what I should do...I'm very confused now and I'm thinking we should just be friends."
by A Group of Men who know the Truth December 12, 2006
Unlike a normal trap, this is a trap that is found irl, and not in anime or in manga. They are usually people transgender and/or transitioning to a -typically- trans female pronoun. However, what makes them an "IRL Trap" is that they don't tell anyone (including romantical or sexual partners) about their transgenderism or transitioning history. Usually ending in relationship conflict and drama.
"Yo, I just got a new girlfriend, here's her pic."
" Yo, I'm telling you man. She an IRL Trap for sure."
"No she ain't"
" Yo, I'm telling you man. She an IRL Trap for sure."
"No she ain't"
by 12341244adcsgetgv March 11, 2020