Captain Hook dick

A dick that is bent in almost a curved way. It is in fact a bad thing, as nobody would want a deformed dick.

He was already not too bright, but Elmer's Captain Hook dick really made her not want to date him.

by The guy May 7, 2015

Butcher's hook

While many cocknies use this phrase in place of the word 'look', it in fact should be used to verbally exposit a butcher's hook. This confusion about its meaning has come about due to the stupidity of most cocknies.

Mr A: Look at that butcher. He is using a hook.
Mr B: That is because it is a butcher's hook.

by Ian Shine August 2, 2005

hooka

a pipe or bong used for smokin' bud

dude check out mah new hooka its hella pimp

by Kwang June 26, 2004

hooker-skank

A person male and female applies to anyone who is...annoying,slutty,skanky,hookerish, or retardicle.

If you see a annoying,slutty,skanky,hookerish, or retardicle person then you call them a Hooker-Skank

by Mrs.Jakcson November 6, 2007

Hook up married

When your wife falls asleep in her sweets as soon as you walk in the door, then you put your laptop on her back and wank off to videos of other having sex.

My friend is the most well adjusted husband, he is always hook up married

by Wife is killing me December 7, 2013

the hook

that state of being good,something nice

man.. that new song is off da hook

by amanda November 28, 2003

bum hook

the act of inserting your thumb up your sexual partners anus during doggie style sex

i was shagging her doggie style and bum hooked her so she couldn't get away

by aaron dennis January 17, 2009