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how would I care

The proper response when someone asks you a question you neither know the answer to nor care about.
37-year-old girlfriend of 6 years: “No seriously, where do you think this relationship is going?”
Me: “Ugh. How would I care?”
by Dolanski May 5, 2018
mugGet the how would I caremug.

how about nah

basically saying no but in a way for cool dudes.
can u play soccer with me? how about nah!
by Keke_Mona November 23, 2021
mugGet the how about nahmug.

How battery

How battery, how to ask your phone’s battery or your mother’s (anyone’s) mental energy.
“How battery are you today after that breeding session with McHottie?”
by glxcious January 19, 2024
mugGet the How batterymug.

For How Long

said by pussies who are too scared to eat something spicy
pussy - "for how long, for how long, 10 minutes??"
by bigslimedeo March 18, 2022
mugGet the For How Longmug.

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