FloridaCan

A person who is able to florida.

Person A: I cannot florida.
Person B: FloridaCan

by consume the cat October 22, 2020

Florg

The feeling when you want to get a drink from the kitchen but you’re too lazy

I’m sooo florg to get up ugh!

by Florgness October 23, 2020

floryne

this is the best person you will meet in your life , sweet , funny, kind , she will make you happy more than anyone else so don’t lose her especially floryne is also an example of beauty, its charm is incomparable and attracts all men but if it is you that she loves she will always choose you in front of the other pretending floryne is a bit the definition of perfect ...

Floryne is a perfect girl for you

by User5657 October 23, 2020

Florida Lonnies

Generally but not limited to a homosexual deadbeat that makes his way through the slummiest of motels Tends to beat woman and children regularly can’t hold a job and uses drugs as much as possible.

When all the Florida Lonnies went South our town became a pleasant place to live again!

by Realdealtruegang100 October 27, 2020

florientia

a sexy, strawberry blonde, blue eyed girl

Who is florientia?
My sexy pussycat

by uza1337 November 12, 2020

Florida Man

Florida Man is an elusive entity that only comes out at 1:00 am it's usually seen at gas stations or at playgrounds this entity can be very hostile don't drink monster energy near this entity it can smell it from miles away,don't shine your flashlight at it it hates anything to do with light,Don't drink any sort of alcohol if it gets ahold of alcohol Florida Man will evolve into it's final form. How can you tell if it's a Florida Man? The first sign that you encountered a Florida Man is the smell if you smell,if it smells like sweaty moster energy with a hint of pee then it might be a Florida Man. The second sign is that time and space seems like it has stopped. If you have one of these signs it's not to late run as fast as you can.The third sign is reality is starting to shift objects just start appearing out of nowhere.The last sign is Florida Man itself it's usually floating in the air ong stained anime body pillows if you're seeing this it's too late to turn back,You're one of us now.

Kyle:Is that a Florida Man?
Karen:Omg it is!!!

by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020

Florida Headphones

This is when you have a punk rock chic with a shaved head and she is begging to be T-Bagged. You simply come up from behind her....then , You have tilt her head back slightly while looking up at you. While you as dropping your balls on her face and in her mouth you gently release a solid turd across the top of her bald head from ear to ear. You have just given FLORIDA HEADPHONES

Man, dude...last night that chic wanted to T-Bag her and dip my balls in her mouth... so I did ...but decided she needed some FLORIDA HEADPHONES. She loved it

by BullJams November 18, 2020