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I'm so fucking bored 

When you've watched every video, read every book, every fanfiction, played every game that has sparked your interest even slightly - to a point that you've considered TALKING to your family. You've listen to all your song playlists, tried conversing with friends but nothing is working - nothing is bringing you out of this state.
"Fuck dude, I'm so fucking bored! I've got literally nothing else I can do right now and it's so damn frustrating!"

Just fucking Google it 

This phrase is an exasperated attempt at getting clueless incompetent swines to find out something for themselves instead of pissing off everyone with mindless person-to-person technical queries over IM/IRC.

Usually a last resort used by the first party when the second party's incessant nagging has become tedious and annoying to the point of high blood pressure.
1: hey do u kno how 2 fnd a kewl mp3 converta?
2: JUST FUCKING GOOGLE IT.

finger fucking sally 

1.what u call a girl who likes to be fingered alot
2.a song by "david allen coe"
finger fucking sally worked at kelleys bar,she showed me her titties in ronny murphys car she was the 1st lady to let me go that far finger fucking sally down at kelleys bar

god fucking dammit you piece of shit

what you say after getting hit in the toe by a corner
*hits toe*
"god fucking dammit you piece of shit, i wanna kill my self"

my dick is getting fucking hard

My dick is getting fucking hard when I watch Kyler Quinn's pussy slammed by BBC

O Fucking K

A phrase used to emphasize the fact that you understand.

Primarily used when someone repeatedly asks or tells you the same thing over and over and over ect.

Expletive used when dealing with an annoying person
Wife: You need to cut the grass.

Husband: I will.

Wife: The grass isn't getting any shorter.

Husband: I'll get it.

Wife: It's not gonna cut it's self.

Husband; O FUCKING K, I heard you the first time!
O Fucking K by Psycho Brutus December 16, 2011