fire line

group of humans awaiting sex

(you choose name) was working on him/herself while waiting his/her turn in a fire line

by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

you’re fired

A phrase the American public can now use on Trump!

You were impeached and nowww you’re fired! Hopefully now we’ll get back to some semblance of the “green”. A hole in one for America and democracy.

by JustJustice November 13, 2020

fire thigh

when your sleeping partner farts on your thigh

man, i took this chick out for mexican food last night. she likes to spoon, so i got mean fire thigh

by edharley September 10, 2011

fire-cracka

A Caucasian pyromaniac, typically seen with fireworks on all limbs and a sparkler sticking out of his erect penis's urethra.

Didn't I tell you to tell your husband to stop with the dick fireworks? bitch i will cut you! And as for you, Fire-Cracka, you crazy!

by MS-DOS March 29, 2012

Fire and forget

A weapon you can shoot and then forget about it after you've fired it. In games often considered weapons for "stupid people".

Dude that missile launcher is a Fire and forget weapon, i hate that guy using it, that was an unfair loss for me

by doh007 February 13, 2021

Crotch Fire

When your husband buys you cheap-ass razors and shaving cream even though you have a bad skin reaction to shaving cream; in an attempt to save money by not purchasing his wife's expensive razors that have the shaving gel built in. Thus, resulting in his wife's crotch itching like crazy and having a burning sensation.

I have some serious crotch fire from the shaving cream my cheap-ass husband bought.

by 12thWoman May 25, 2012

You're fired

What you say when you dismiss your employee from their job.

1- You're fired.
2- You can't fire me, I quit!
1- You can't quit, I quit!
2- You can't quit, you're a frog!
1- You can't frog me, you're my wife!
2- I'm not your wife, you're MY wife!
1- Oh, hey honey, how was work?
2- Pretty good, but I quit my job.
1- You can't quit your job, you're fired!
2- AAAAAAAAAAAARGHHH

by Enavoid November 14, 2020