Clam Slam

The female version of teabagging in which the vagina is forcefully slammed down on one's face, usually to establish dominance.

Do you remember the time Kristi clam slammed her brother on her dads living room floor?

by TrueStory0418 September 26, 2021

Clam Bongo

Playing the Clam Bongos is how you excite a vagina by rythmically tapping on the clit and labia with figures in a gentle fashion whilst retaining the enthusiasm and virtuosity used to play bongos.

Clam bongo also includes acts such as flicking the bean when mployeed with rythmic timing.

'He was giving me head, but said I tasted too fishy, so he went on to play the clam bongos.' Complained Stacy.

by Left Foot March 7, 2012

Clam Tongue

When a woman's Labia Minora sticks out past the Labia Majora, kind of popping out like 👅. This kind of resembles a clam sticking out its tongue.

A: Ummm what's that hanging from her coochie?!?
B: What, oh that?!? Yeah she's got that Clam Tongue

by crazymimoob June 6, 2024

Clammed fanny

When you haven’t had sex with your Wife/girlfriend for some time, and it’s almost like her fanny has clammed over due to lack of use.

“Have you got a clammed fanny or something, it’s been like 4 weeks since we last had sex “

by Jimbo6679 April 27, 2023

Clam Sandwiching

When you and as many friends of your choosing all ejaculate into a clam shell, pour it down the back of the tallest member, and make the beta of the group catch it from between the cheeks of the first victim.

"dude that geometry test sucked"
"yea but Calebs in the bathroom waiting for a good Clam Sandwiching"
"Hell Yea!"

by UnkleLiel March 25, 2025

Clam Snipped

When you toss something and hit someone’s vagina

My friend was being dumb so I Clam Snipped her in the vagina with the Roku remote

by LadyLuminary69 November 15, 2025

Clam Baked

A level of high only attained by those who truly smoke. A state of being in which one can physically feel music and visually manifest thought. This is usually accompanied by a sense of security, as if enveloped by a protective clam shell.

3 bong rips and 2 backwoods in, Tim was so clam baked that he could sing with his toes.

by Mitpal December 18, 2018