Champ

A Term used in the D.M.V used to describe a person, place, or thing as outdated or uncool.

J: so what are you wearing tonight?

M: I’m not sure I think I’ll wear my fila shoes with my echo United gear. I think I should through on my Gucci belt to.

J: boy, that’s CHAMP

by Monster Moody February 21, 2022

champ

someone who boasts a lot, particularly in a game or sport.

Person 1: "I'm so good at this game"
Person 2: "Ok calm down champ..."

by Deathlaser24 March 7, 2022

Champ

Champ is a dmv slang we use which means ur lame

" Dude your so champ!! "

by anonymous March 15, 2022

Champagning

Champagning is the act of jerking off until the point of near ejaculation. The jerker then swiftly places their thumb over the tip, causing the load to spray like champagne.

Man one: ‘Nice haircut’
Man two: ‘Thanks. I think I’m going to do some Champagning tonight.’

by BrownEggsWithCheese March 16, 2022

Championd league

when someone writes Champions league wrong.

Has your club even won the championd league?

by City>barcelona March 18, 2022

Champignac

Pacôme Hégésippe Adélard Ladislas, Comte de Champignac is a character in a Belgian comic book serie called Spirou and Fantasio. He's an old and really cool scientist who studies mushrooms and he has a nice mustache.

Some dude: "I don't like Pacôme Hégésippe Adélard Ladislas Comte de Champignac"
Average Champignac fan: "You don't have any reason to hate him, he's just the best mushroom scientist."

by Evive_bulgroz April 18, 2022

CHAMPIONS

Home of Hero's and Champions , slayers of those that dont use soap. . No brushes in this cupboard unlike those that use a big brush to sweep abuse under the carpet

Ibrox is the Home of Champions the deliverers of 55 league titles.

by Walterstheboss May 4, 2022