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Canadian Footjob

A footjob in which is committed in a breakfast restaurant establishment; Denny’s, IHOP, etc. two parties have to engage in a public area. One person disembarks their footwear and the other unveils their pecker. After both parties are ready for the act, either one puts maple syrup on their foot/feet or wang. When such is done, the person gifting the sexual act starts activating their foot or feet on the male genitalia to come to result preferred by the attending parties.
Me and Daryl noticed Gerald getting a Canadian Footjob under the table by the town whore Lewis.
by DualShock4 November 4, 2023
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Canadian Touchdown

When a person witnesses a Canadian couple having sex, specifically in the cow girl position, and the hand move from the shoulders to the ass cheeks of said rider.
i cant believe Ryan witnessed a Canadian touchdown in the woods at summit point this season.
by FireHawk438 November 12, 2025
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canadian tennis

Ehhh, we playing some some canadian tennis today ehhh.
by ToolHandle December 4, 2017
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Canadian salt shaker

When the passenger of a vehicle grabs ahold of the drivers steering wheel and yanks it causing them to crash into the ditch
I was driving my buddy home from the bar and that drunk grabbed ahold of my steering wheel and gave me the Canadian salt shaker, spun out right into the ditch”
by Anonamoose69420 January 17, 2023
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Canadian lumberjack oral sex

When a bearded man performs oral sex on another man
Lantz has a beard and sucked another man's dick he's such a Canadian lumberjack oral sex
by Lickofshit August 3, 2024
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Canadian slushy

When two or more people pass a mixture of bodily waste (such as vomit or feces) back and forth orally until the mixture is as smooth as a slushy. In the end, it is swallowed by any who are willing
“Damn Alicia. I can’t believe you had a Canadian Slushy with your boyfriend and his brother”
by Damian The Wolf March 23, 2019
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canadian crunch

The act of going to Urban Dictionary to look up what Canadian Crunch means after seeing an AI image of it in the Cursed AI group.
I didn't know what the hell a Canadian Crunch was so I looked it up on Urban Dictionary.
by Parksman0606 July 1, 2024
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