fuck your couch

slang use for: "you've got to be kidding"

Boss: "I need that report by 10 am"
Reply: "Sir, fuck your couch"

by Samir Abdul Hasan December 9, 2008

Caught a body

Caught a Body means to either have sex with someone or have nudes sent to you

Ayy bro, my Dm just Caught a Body!!!
Ayy g, last night I Caught a Body.

by jozietoocold December 16, 2017

eskimo couch party

a rave party on a couch with alot of grinding and kissing

"Oh man this weekend was crazy!" said justin
"Why? What happened?"
Said Nic
"Well Me and the cheerleaders had an eskimo couch party! It was insain!" said Max

by mark shelley March 24, 2009

more couch than ouch

This is my personal slang for when something or someone is cool and relaxed.

chillin' to chill, hang out, be calm

by Mike March 12, 2004

Fuck your couch

An expression of speech originally used by the Girls of Chaos. Used to express disgust, dismay or disbelieve. May also be used as an expression of surprise. Original context removed to protect the identity of those involved. ;)

RL: What did you do last weekend?
HB: I just hung out with xxxxx...
RL: Fuck your couch.

by Girls of Chaos October 25, 2010

Coughfart

Something that sexy brunettes do when they cough do to large amounts of gas that they have. Usually people named B.S. have excess gas and create really smell farts when they cough. It makes colds very difficulter for the coughfarters as well as the people around them.

Oh my god. Did you know that Blair coughfarted like a million times in Whistler?

by ilovech February 19, 2009

Coughlin high school

Trash, filled with a bunch of preps and retards

Coughlin high School is trash

by Get fcked November 7, 2018