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Tapping cloth

When you have to have a bowel movement soo bad that the shit is actually crowning out of your anus leaving a stain on your underwear
"Dude I have to shit soo bad I'm tapping cloth, if I wait much longer I'm going to be wearing the funny pants"
by samweis May 26, 2013
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dump-clothes

(noun): an offensive term for a person who IYHO dresses so badly/poorly that it looks like that they did indeed did find their clothes at the local garbage dump
Harry Potter's Aunt Petunia is shrieking at him: get out of here, you ridiculous dump-clothes! How dare you go out like this on a date with Hermione?

Harry: Since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? Please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong. I have other cats to skin.

(Harry Dissapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).
by Sexydimma August 26, 2013
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sack cloth

I hope I dont get sack cloth for christmas.
by dae2dae December 3, 2013
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Italian Clothesline

When you clothesline a girl, knocking her unconscious, and then cover her in spaghetti, pour marinara sauce in her pussy, and fuck her.
Jenny had to shower after I gave her an Italian Clothesline.
by PastaPro June 2, 2014
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dump-clothes

(noun): an offensive term for a person who IYHO dresses so badly/poorly that it looks like that they did indeed did find their clothes at the local garbage dump
Aunt Petunia shrieking at Harry: get out of here, you ridiculous dump-clothes! How dare you go out like this on a date with Hermione?

Harry: Since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about the way I dress?
Please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese. Anyways, either you eat bacon, or you are wrong. I have other cats to skin.

(Harry Dissapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).
by Sexydimma May 27, 2015
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200 cloth

A towel or rag Guys over 200 pounds carry to blot sweat over the summer
We on our way to the cookout.U got your 200 cloth?
by d.jaz July 7, 2016
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kush clot

When you smoke a fatty and your veins start flowing with loud

Also see kush coma
Dude: Bruh I just smoked this blunt on my ride to work and I feel a kush clot comin.
Bruh: Damn.. good luck.
by Princesspanda May 19, 2016
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