bird dog

1. To run someone down from behind and tackle them, much as a quick bird of flight would chase down a dog.
2. To screw over or get screwed over, often by ones own close friends. See Biddle.
3. To harass to no end by the repeated utterance of a nonsensical phrase.

1. "Did you see last night? Addison completely bird dogged Derek in the nuts even though he's crippled!"
2. "That Justin kid, I bird dogged him pretty bad last night, I think he wants to kill me."
3. "Damnit Berman! Stop bird dogging!"

by Digli July 21, 2008

Dirty Bird

While at a social occasion, sneaking alcohol while your friends are distracted or elsewhere.

While Bryan and Joseph were distracted, Roman proved to be the dirty bird by sneaking a shot of Mezcal.

OR

Before everyone returned, D was dirty birding the rum.

by Andrew dAdesky October 26, 2006

bird gang

A group of promiscious women who hang out together.

Look at that group of bitches they're definately a bird gang

by young rocket22 July 15, 2009

bird's nest

The hairy and untamed pubic area of a male that specifically alludes to the testicles and the penis (two eggs and a bird).

Dude, no chick is ever gonna give you a blow job until you trim that nasty bird's nest!

by demonsentcrooks August 22, 2008

Bird Bath

Successfully executed by urinating in a females mouth. She then holds the urine in her mouth and gargles with your balls now in the oral jacuzzi.

I was feeling totally stressed out and the dumpy chick nextdoor gave my balls a bird bath and the stress just melted away

by jerry yaron December 30, 2008

Birds of a feather

also known as scituates finest. these little bitches think they rule the world when in reality everyone hates them. older guys even think its funny to call this number which they refer to as the "hotline" where they can ask for anyone of these little hoochies and get laid...and with the track record of these fine young ladies the chances of that are very high.

scituates finest...more like scituates finest whores

by Webster's Dictionary April 10, 2006

Mother-birding

Mother-birding is when you bust a load so massive inside her mouth, some drips out onto her tits, at which point you swoop down, slurp up every last bit of nut that tried to get away, and carry it back up to her mouth where it belongs, much like a mother bird feeding its offspring. If you can catch your runaway kids midair, after it drips off her chin but before it lands on her tits, you’ve mastered this art. And it’s your own jizz, so saying “no homo” when mother-birding is completely unnecessary, and would most likely just make you come off as a closet homosexual for saying it. Mother-birding is a very kind, loving, and nurturing assist, and should not be confused with any version of snowballing.

Bill Clinton was an idiot for not mother-birding Monica Lewinsky. Had he just took the time and effort to mother-bird the bitch, she wouldn’t have had the evidence nor the heart to get such a swell guy impeached.

by ILikeALilHareInMyMouf69 June 4, 2018