Angry Beaver

Angry beaver is when during normal sex in any position.. You know you've beaten it up and did a good job when you climax and there's blood on your shaft cause she has started her period while you were having sex .... Bright red hence the Angry Beaver!!

Last night while having sex with Beth i knew i just had an angry beaver because of the blood on my shaft

by Mr. Freckles 69 February 9, 2018

shower beaver

A shower beaver is someone who continues to leave bottles, soap, rags, etc, at the bottom of the shower. Which causes to make a damn, and stop water.

Andy keeps knocking all the soap bottles to the ground of the shower, and leaving it. He’s such a shower beaver.

by EH3 May 23, 2018

Banute Beaver

A Beaver with Teeth as big as its head. It is also obese and has rabies.

Oh my that's one HUGE Banute Beaver.

by banutehaha June 18, 2018

sneezing beaver

A vagina that has dischargered a white, sticky substance that leaks into the butthole

Guy 1: I heard you saw Layla’s beaver yesterday
Guy 2: yeah, she had a sneezing beaver

by DIRTY_definitions March 4, 2018

Whistling beaver

Fanny fart or farting.

She done a massive whistling beaver whilst we were having dinner.

by Wood in beaver July 14, 2018

munching beavers

munching (V) :eating, consuming, devouring

beavers (n) : 1. the plural of beaver. a hairy animal (mammal) with a flat tail that lives by rivers. 2. a vagina/pussy.

"I've been munching beavers since I was 13!"

/I've been eating pussy since I was 13!/

by raunchyyyy September 20, 2018

Weaver Beaver diva

Someone that is gullible and believes everything they are told.

I told my friend I have two left feet his such a Weaver Beaver Diva.

by Benergy January 25, 2019