jack the bear

A lazy person.

"You like Jack the Bear, Cletus, you ain't done shit all day."

by Pikka January 2, 2004

bear hunting

When you go out looking for some slut to sleep with, and all you can find is the fat chick... you bring her home anyway and fuck her. It's not until the next morning that you realize what she looks like, and you're sorry you did it with her, 'cus now your roomates can give you shit for being a "bear hunter".

Your Roommate: So, I saw that chick leaving this morning.... you went bear hunting last night, didn't you?

by Clasik August 18, 2005

huggie bear

an amazing friend of the opposite sex whos always there when times are hard and you need that extra shoulder, hand or ear... or just a real big hug!!!!

today sucks, im glad my huggie bears here to lift me up :-)

by mistiedawn July 16, 2011

huggie bear

A fat useless guy, whose only goal in life is to have lots of gay sex.

This huggie bear, hit on me last night at the club. So I burned his house down.

by Michael Kevin July 31, 2007

gummi bear

receiving oral sex from someone without teeth or one who was taken their false teeth and/or dentures out to perform the act.

"Yo man, your grandma just gave me a gummi bear"

by BrittBritt December 13, 2007

Jizzly Bear

One who acts like a total tool in public and always insists that they are correct even though they are wrong; an epic douchebag. They also fail at having a brain and thinking legit thoughts, they use "gay" as an insult and a synonym for stupid, and they usually try and tell you the least amount of information as possible so they don't hurt their brains. They also follow everything that all their fucktard friends do. Abbreviation: Jizzly

Jizzly Kid: I BET YOU DON'T HAVE A DICK
Me: shut the fuck up, jizzly bear
Jizzly Kid: GNAAAAAAAAHSKJFH
Me: yeah, I know.

by mr_molotov September 15, 2009

Kodiak Bear

When you kill an elephant

Person #1 - Oh shit that elephant looks mad.

Person #2 - Ya, I had to kodiak bear it.

by Cody Acbear September 24, 2007