algo baited

When the algorithm knows you better than your therapist and serves up just the right mix of outrage, nostalgia, or drama to get you commenting, sharing, or doom-scrolling—even though you swore you were just checking one thing.

I still get algo baited into responding to idiots talking about politics.

by maddb3457 July 7, 2025

Coldplay busted

To be caught in the act by the kiss cam during a Coldplay concert

Bitch, you Coldplay busted!

by Turquoise Johnson July 19, 2025

Stubby based

The state of being piss drunk off stubby-sized beers (typically 375ml bottles) for an extended, often reckless, period of time. Usually involves poor decisions, limited memory retention, and a deep commitment to the Aussie art of day drinking.

He asked his missus to be stubby based with him — she laid him off immediately, so he went on a three-day bender.

by Frellcon July 20, 2025

Slam blasted

A combination of “slam/slammed” and “blasted” used to describe a higher level of stoned. A feeling of being slammed and blasted at the same time.

“I’m violently high. I feel slammed…and blasted…I’m so slam blasted right now.”

by slam blasted August 12, 2025

Time-Based Simulation

Refers to the Time-Based Simulation hypothesis. This hypothesis suggests instead of a big bang portions of the universe were sucked into an ultimate black hole so quickly that "time" was left separate from space-time.

This all encompassing "time" without space created a simulation of matter aka space. This allows for multiple dimensions, Quantum Tethering, and Time dilation due to time simulating previous space without an existing space to do so. This also restricts time within the Time-Based Simulation from creating a simulation within the simulation.

I don't think we're in a Time-Based Simulation, what are the chances?

by Klueade August 12, 2025

Streak-based scoring system

A scoring system where doing the thing that you have to do several times in a row is better than doing it the same number of times non-consecutively. These scoring systems can calculate scores calculated in various ways, such as squaring the length of each streak and adding up each squared streak length.

This 10-question trivia game has a streak-based scoring system. Getting only the first five questions right is 5 times better than getting only the odd numbered questions right.

by FriggDav August 20, 2025

Dazzle Blasted

When you release on a woman’s face and then throw a pocket of glitter onto their face

“So last night, I dazzle blasted”

by RazzleBlasted September 14, 2025