anal beads for the toe 

anal beads for the toe

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anal beads for the toe

anal beads for the toe by givemehead5 November 25, 2019

Anal bead 

1.Tingz that you cram the fuck up your bumholey and yank ahht when your rubbing your sen off or, indeed jacking off.
2. An insult for someone that is acting unfavourably.

1.put dem beads in Margaret's crapper!
2.did you see lil' timmy today? He was being a right ANAL BEAD!

Anal bead by Ye olde fuck stick December 12, 2013

anal only femme

Basically a dude trying to pass as a female, who pretends she has more choices than taking it up the ass

I hooked up with this hick online....found out she was an anal only femme, was disappointed but i tapped hat ass anyway!!!!

anal only femme by Samkai October 17, 2008

anal abyss 

A term refering to ones rectal evacuation slot.

Pearls anal abyss is like a 8 lane freeway.

anal abyss by ChyTy December 20, 2008

anal raped 

Process of paying too much for something.

Paying $6 for a beer at a football game.

anal raped by bassman January 23, 2004

Anal Brutality 

When a guy gets a very long and strong erection and engages in anal sex with a fairly light girl. Then picks her up on his dick and rams her into miscellanious objects.

While Eric was doing anal brutality with Lauren they knocked into a Jew next to an oven and he ended up like his ancestors.

Anal Brutality by jjkkj June 14, 2010

anal travesty 

Anything dealing with anal intercourse that results in horrid and terrible outcomes.

Tasha: Hey did you hear about what happened to Geoff's penis?

Lindsey: No Tash, I didn't.

Tasha: Well, his penis broke in some girls asshole. What an anal travesty..

Lindsey then farts out a penis...

anal travesty by Borsellino April 18, 2007