bag baby

When a guy wears a condom, finishes during sex, and the condom slips off inside the girl when he pulls out

Girl-the condom is stuck inside me???

Guy- push it out like a baby! A bag baby!

by Ginalynn January 9, 2014

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Douche Bag

1. A flexible rubber apparatus used as a reservoir for fluids used to clean the female vagina (see also poontang, quim, etc.) on an unnecessary basis.

2. A conceited male fantasist possessing scant regard for the opinions of others and possessed of a remarkable degree of economy with the truth. Probably thinks he is the shizzler. May be alone in this opinion.

I need a douche 'coz I have a smelly cunt.

I'm a sexually repressed Catholic so I would like a nice douche. May I please borrow your douche bag?

He pretended to graduate from VMI when he is really a Cal U alum. What a douche bag.

Only douches take shop. Only douche bags teach it.

That fucker says he had a Porsche when it was only a kit car. Fucking douche.

Fucking douche bag forgot his own daughter's name and tried hitting on some teenybopper. Turd. No grip on reality. What a fucking douche bag.

by Big Gwynnie March 24, 2010

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Karf bag

A bag in which used to collect blood and other substance which may come out of the Karf.

Dude, my Karf bag overflowed last night with a mixture of blood, semen, urine, and a waxy substance which came out of my (Karf hole).

You fucking Karf bag go give a (Rim Job).

by scotty greeny March 2, 2009

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goat bags

a females breasts: also known as flops

holy shit have you seen DANIELLES goat bags? they are fuckin HUGE!

by SiCkWiTeMs January 30, 2008

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job bag

A job bag is a pointless manila envelope to keep track of jobs you are doing, often they are left completely empty as the job is completed quicker than the time it takes to create one.

Sarah, can you open me a job bag, thanks

by Confused Designer April 5, 2017

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