shit-ton

Precisely, 6075 USC pounds.

More generally, in excess of an ass-ton, but less than a fuck-ton.

This truck pulls a shit-ton, son, but you cain't load 'er up with that much Quikrete.

by MrFarnsworth October 21, 2016

Shit for brains

when you don't have a clue of what your doing

Damn! Bob this is so easy... But apparently not cause you have shit for brains.....

by purde June 9, 2018

Full of shit

Full of misinformation, trickery, and cruelty, and not a whole lot else.

The girl had more full of shit qualities than redeemable ones.

by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021

Shit Happens

Shit Happens when Life doesn't go your way, or you pooped yourself. Like they say: Shit Happens!

Guy 1: Yo bro, Shit Happend with her and I.

Guy 2: I know right, Shit does happen!

Random Guy 1: Oh gawd, I shitted on the floor!

Random Guy 2: It Happens, Shit Happens

by Officer Oggi April 27, 2020

Shit in your hand and clap

A phrase that displays disdain, anger or frustration.

Scout from Team Fortress 2: What the hell is you guys' problem?!
Some guy: Shit in your hand and clap.
Scout from Team Fortress 2: But then I'll have shit in TWO hands!

by ChickenBiscuits27 January 22, 2024

Battle-shit

Leaving a giant shit in the toilet and continuously pissing on it until it breaks and sinks, resembling the game battleships

Todd got excited and yelled to Mike from the bathroom, “I sunk your battle-shit”

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

Shit the Bed

When they lost to FDU they Shit the Bed

One night after drinking heavily, I decided to give myself 2 IV bags cause I was super drunk. The good news was that I woke up without a hanger, bad news is that Purdued the bed. They really Shit the Bed

by DunkSondyDunk March 17, 2023