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Shit

The stuff that comes out of your anus
by Shittits2468 April 30, 2019
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Zay Shit

"This word describes someone who alters their behavior, particularly around girls, in an attempt to appear tough or cool, but ends up behaving foolishly or teasing others. This individual may resort to physical aggression, name-calling, and making jokes that are not well-received, all while claiming it's in good humor."
Man Daniel was on some zay shit at the game today.
by Deesh777 May 8, 2024
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Shit and Rally

To feel and act "lighter", more sprightly after a shit..
Me: "I feel like a gazelle since I dropped that deuce 10 minutes ago! Whooooo!"
Friend: "Man, you really "Shit and Rally", huh? All night you were moping around saying how flat you feel, and now you're all keen to party for hours!"
by Headcaver May 18, 2023
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THAT SHIT WAS A LIE

This happens when something is blatantly and mischievously erroneous to the point of irritation.

Unfathomable error.

An error in a margin so large it is incomprehensible as to why it is incorrect.
My girl told me she loved me, that shit was a lie.
by crackkillah September 2, 2018
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circus clown shit

This is related to Elizabeth I want some fucking icecreamafton.
guy 1: your circus clown shit
Elizabeth I want some fucking icecreamafton: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Funnymanyaa July 14, 2021
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shit the bed eileen

Boss-" your fired."
Me-" well shit the bed Eileen."
by Mudslinger69 February 24, 2019
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taking a hot shit

1) when large amounts of hot molten diarrhea or soft stool exits your bum causing a burning sensation on your rectum
2) when a women has unprotected sex with a man who although makes a somewhat decent salary believes himself to be astronomically more successful than he actually is and does not realize that he will not make a salary significantly higher than what he does now for the vast majority of his life.
The man is referred to as a hot shit and taking a hot shit mean a women having unprotected sex with him.
The hot shit also has little to no redeeming qualities and although he often weighs less that 185 lbs believes himself to be a serious weight lifter. He is also only able to score with attractive women when the women is significantly inebriated by drugs or alcohol enough so not to be able to consent. when he is unable to locate and seduce the drunkest girl in the bar he will often himself become drunk and be exploited by a fat chick at last call.
If the hot shit successful exploits a drunk women this will lead to abortion, plan b and possibly criminal charges. If he himself is exploited by a fat chick this will lead to court ordered child support payment and a fatherless upbringing. hot shit will then become angry with his new difficulties in exploit attractive women dew to the financial burden of child support payments or the social and legal ramifications of sexual exploitation of an attractive women to drunk to consent.
A hot shit will sully anything it enters.
Jamie’s friend:
“Jamie took a hot shit from the bar last night, he’s been arrested and charged, she also got rid of the shit stain he left inside her”
Jamie’s other friend:

“What a disaster! I hope he gets butt fucked in jail!”
Fat chick:
“I took a hot shit from a bar 10 months ago, now I don’t have to pay for rent or food for 18 years!!!! Now all I do is stay at home eat and sit on the couch with my child all day! I LOVE taking a hot shit I’m going to find a new one next week!
by Jimmy knows 42 July 25, 2024
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