Dick sucker

Its a slow ass retarded ass boy named Judaea Fludd

That boy is a ugly ass dick sucker

by Xoxo._.nyny May 27, 2019

dick trickle

Dick Trickle.
1:pre cum
2: race car driver
3: a horse in red dead redemption
4: a leak from not shaking well enough after a piss

J: yo i was fucking a girl and I had a bunch of dick trickle it was embarrasing" B "dude you gotta be careful"

B"yo did you piss yourself?" J"No i guess i didnt shake enough"

by Desoda December 27, 2020

pitch a dick

Verb; To react (or overreact) in an ungraceful and panicked manner to an unexpected occurrence, much as one would if a dismembered dick was dropped into their hand without warning.

"The second I saw all those bears, I pitched a dick right out of there."
"Pitch a dick, lads! It's the police!"

by MajorKade December 9, 2015

Trents dick

maximum length of 2 1/2 but talks the most game

Kylie could barely even feel trents dick

by Dylan.wm February 4, 2020

Limp Dick Offensive

I want to make one called "The limp dick offensive"
When a guy can't get it up in bed and you tell all his friends then post something on urban dictionary about it

Damn! You must have been pissed about the wet offensive to pull a limp dick offensive

by whodoyouthinkstoopid May 21, 2011

Dick schtick

Ones sticky semen equivalent to Elmers glue

“Dude his dick schtick was all over me”

by Mliv April 18, 2020

Re-Dicked

The act of redialing a watch.

Hey Brandon! Is the dial on that watch legit or is it re-dicked?

by anonymous August 11, 2025