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Hi, my name is Dick
by dashy99993 April 24, 2020
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Moby Dick

When a girl let's a guy ejaculate into her mouth and she blows it back into his penis.
"Dude... That hooker I was with last night gave me a Moby Dick... I shoulda known better than to ask for a refund."

"I'll bet that hurt!"
by Chicejigle April 24, 2020
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Dick to the Hip

A phrase to use when things aren’t going your way or when things just aren’t right.

Symbolises when the dick isn’t aimed probably and nothing goes right from then on.
“Jeez, my shift a work today was a real dick to the hip!”
by dicktothehipcreator101 April 26, 2020
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Dicks Normal

Definition: being of average quality or in general just average.
ADRIAN: Hey juan! Hows your day man??
JUAN: YO BRO! DICKS AVERAGE!!

(As in it's just another day, or an average day...dicks avarage)

Ps. This can change by replacing the second word with dicks micro, for a bad day, or dicks swollen of a great day.

Definition of dicks normal: average or regular
by MasterBrewerJ February 14, 2020
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Dick pouch

Device attached to a Male stripper/exotic male dancer's G-string to cover his dick/penis
Most of the time male strippers will use a dick pouch to cover their Johnson's while on stage
by IrritatedData February 18, 2020
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Auschwitz Dick

short skinny dick. Genetically traced back to the Braun and Brown family bloodline
Evan Brown has an Auschwitz Dick.
by Hannaford Gentleman February 20, 2020
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Big dick rams

THE GREATEST HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL TEAM EVER IN HISTORY. BDR FOR LIFE, ESK FOREVER
The Big dick rams take the field against the east side pussies.
by Bdr leader February 21, 2020
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