"Dude... That hooker I was with last night gave me a Moby Dick... I shoulda known better than to ask for a refund."
"I'll bet that hurt!"
"I'll bet that hurt!"
by Chicejigle April 24, 2020
Get the Moby Dick mug.A phrase to use when things aren’t going your way or when things just aren’t right.
Symbolises when the dick isn’t aimed probably and nothing goes right from then on.
Symbolises when the dick isn’t aimed probably and nothing goes right from then on.
by dicktothehipcreator101 April 26, 2020
Get the Dick to the Hip mug.Lele:...Since I'm quarantined with him nothing else to do then....
Lele:*Asks bf if he wants to have sex*
Jake:Ofc sexy
Jake:oh bb why are u waiting?dont u wanna~
Lele:Ok ok
Jake:*Takes off all her clothes and his*
Lele:*kisses his neck*
Jake:*feels her touch his dick*
Lele:c'mon bb
Jake:puts dick in her mouth*
Lele:mmmmmmmmnnmmmmmm
Jake:*puts dick up her ass*
Lele:*Moans*faster harder daddy
Jake:*post dick up her vagina*
Jake:*goes as hard and fast as he can*
Lele:*Screams*
Jake:Shh or my parents will come
Lele:*moans*
Lele:d-d-daddy s-s-s-stop
Jake:MY PARENTS ARE COMING
Jake:bb hide in the closet!
Lele:gets up*
Lele:*runs*
Jake's parents:Hey baby boy why is there a bra and...Underwear and...why are you so tired looking?
Jake:uhh Well...I went for a long walk!What bra I dont see a bra?
Jake's parents:Hmm...I here moaning?
Jakes parents:*opens the closet*
Lele:AHHHH
Lele:Its not what u think!
Lele:please!!
Jake's parents:YOUR GROUNDED MISTER And go to ur little Sexy Girls house!
Jake:let's go lele
Lele:but-but daddy your bed is so comfy
Jake:there gone I guess we can do it here
Lele:*gets out*
Lele:Faster daddy🥵🥵
Jake:I cant I'm tired I cant anymore and it's been an hour
~14 days later~
Lele:Baby I'm pregnant....
Lele:They said its 10 kids....
Jake:WHAT!?!?!?!
Lele:*Asks bf if he wants to have sex*
Jake:Ofc sexy
Jake:oh bb why are u waiting?dont u wanna~
Lele:Ok ok
Jake:*Takes off all her clothes and his*
Lele:*kisses his neck*
Jake:*feels her touch his dick*
Lele:c'mon bb
Jake:puts dick in her mouth*
Lele:mmmmmmmmnnmmmmmm
Jake:*puts dick up her ass*
Lele:*Moans*faster harder daddy
Jake:*post dick up her vagina*
Jake:*goes as hard and fast as he can*
Lele:*Screams*
Jake:Shh or my parents will come
Lele:*moans*
Lele:d-d-daddy s-s-s-stop
Jake:MY PARENTS ARE COMING
Jake:bb hide in the closet!
Lele:gets up*
Lele:*runs*
Jake's parents:Hey baby boy why is there a bra and...Underwear and...why are you so tired looking?
Jake:uhh Well...I went for a long walk!What bra I dont see a bra?
Jake's parents:Hmm...I here moaning?
Jakes parents:*opens the closet*
Lele:AHHHH
Lele:Its not what u think!
Lele:please!!
Jake's parents:YOUR GROUNDED MISTER And go to ur little Sexy Girls house!
Jake:let's go lele
Lele:but-but daddy your bed is so comfy
Jake:there gone I guess we can do it here
Lele:*gets out*
Lele:Faster daddy🥵🥵
Jake:I cant I'm tired I cant anymore and it's been an hour
~14 days later~
Lele:Baby I'm pregnant....
Lele:They said its 10 kids....
Jake:WHAT!?!?!?!
by OofOofOfOofOofUhhhOof April 27, 2020
Get the Dick mug.ADRIAN: Hey juan! Hows your day man??
JUAN: YO BRO! DICKS AVERAGE!!
(As in it's just another day, or an average day...dicks avarage)
Ps. This can change by replacing the second word with dicks micro, for a bad day, or dicks swollen of a great day.
Definition of dicks normal: average or regular
JUAN: YO BRO! DICKS AVERAGE!!
(As in it's just another day, or an average day...dicks avarage)
Ps. This can change by replacing the second word with dicks micro, for a bad day, or dicks swollen of a great day.
Definition of dicks normal: average or regular
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