Grab ass day

26 April 2022, national grab ass day. Grab how many asses you can. Good luck

-Damn, that ass juicy.

Grab it! It’s grab ass day

by Thomasos April 25, 2022

National Nazi Day

THe day where all shitty nazis celebrate their culture. This 'holiday takes place on April 20, the birth of a Funny mustache man.

Oh, it's National Nazi Day? Get the fuck away from me.

by Random[REDACTED] April 25, 2022

April 26th national Starbucks Day

A day where you can make anyone buy you Starbucks

Mom get me Starbucks it’s April 26th national Starbucks Day

by Coffee<3 April 25, 2022

Bad mascara day

When your mascara is not cooperating and you wipe it off and restart a bunch of times and still can’t get it to look good

Damn my makeup looks so bad, today is definitely a bad mascara day!

by Cry$t4l_B1tch724 April 25, 2022

National Avoid Herbert Day

April 26 just whatever you do avoid Herbert

Thank god todays national avoid Herbert day, we no longer have to listen to his bullshit

by This Name Is Not Available April 26, 2022

international horse day

april 26 is international horse day

Omg it’s April 26! It’s international Horse day!!

by horsegirl10222222222 April 26, 2022

National Girl Boss Day

National Girl Boss Day is every Wednesday. Every Wednesday we get to see Girl Boss, that is her day. We dedicate this day to Girl Boss and Girl Boss ONLY.

Today is National Girl Boss Day! Can’t wait to see her!

by girlbossstan April 26, 2022