maddie woods

A girl who sucks too much dick so she has to go to the dentist to get her tooth fixed.

Stop being a maddie woods!!

by Peoplebeingtoosexual01 October 4, 2016

fanta wood

The joke is you're Fanta stick, but if they're very slow they'll think it's fanta wood. Just laugh at them.

You think I'm fanta wood?

What..?
OHHHHHHH. FANTASTIC. MAKES SENSE NOW!

by Meme Overlord July 17, 2016

Marcus Wood

A 5ft fuckboy w/ a centimeter peter. That dates girls w/ flat asses.

Ewww... Marcus Wood is dating Lasagna Flatass.

by Nova Amped XIII June 23, 2016

chapstick wood sandwich

After freshly applying chapstick the face is sandwiched between two erect penises.

After prom, Julian, Blake, and Brian will form a chapstick wood sandwich.

by DontUseMyRealName69 June 9, 2016

Sap O' The Morning Wood

When you jerk off in the morning in order to get rid of your morning boner.

I had an important interview that morning, so I rubbed out a sap o' the morning wood, got dressed, and left the house.

by SpringFellows May 26, 2016

Mike woods.

A light skinned Tyler ass nigga

Bra, you a mike woods. ass nigga

by Treevibe3678 May 23, 2016

wood rage

When you get so mad you get a boner.

"Dude I got so mad at my girl she gave me wood rage."

by Betty white125 January 16, 2018