turtle

verb: slow

Am going too fast within the day, I'd better turtle myself down.

by "Goyo" September 29, 2012

Turtlecore

Turtlecore is the act of playing guitar while bobbing your head while enjoying the sweet sounds of your guitar. moving your head back and forth left and right with the flow of the music you are playing! commonly seen done by the guitarists of the metalcore band Beneath An Aurora.

person #1: dude that guy is Turtlecoring!
person #2: dude totally! isnt he in that one band?
person #1 you mean "Beneath An Aurora?"
person #2: yeah dude Turtlecore is sweet! :)

by themaninredwhiteandgreen September 17, 2013

turtle dumping

Over a period of time your relationships crumbles slow and steadily, starting with disagreement and great displeasure ending it off with just complete boredom between the relationships.

Tim: Amy you're so boring, fucking stop arguing with me.
Amy: no you stop.
2 months later
Tim:...I hate you...
Amy:...I hate you too...
Tim: good were finally agreeing and im turtle dumping you.

Amy: ok good!

by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013

turtleing

an overwhelming need to defecate that comes on suddenly. The turd starts to push it's head out like a turtle head.

" I got to go, I'm turtleing"

by Big Finn December 9, 2013

Turtle Toucher

Anyone who is weird, acts in a slow, special, awkward manner.

Brailee's fuck buddy Jonas is a 12 year old turtle toucher.

by Gdin22 January 28, 2015

turtleing

To go on Facebook or other media sites writing sexual private messages while drunk. Looking for new online friends with the sole purpose to flirt and exchange sex messages. Because this is done in a drunken state the browser crawls slowly through pages like a turtle for who they like the look of.

She started on the wine in the afternoon and by the evening she was on the vodka and turtleing, the next day she had no recollection of what she had said and to who!

by Glasstable April 21, 2015

Turtlehead

Turtlehead: a turd that is poking out of the rectum, similar to a tortoise poking its head out of its shell.

I have to crap so bad I have a turtlehead poking out.

by Rozzysed August 8, 2016