toilet run

A special type of Celeste speedrun where the run is completed in the most un-orthodox methods possible, often coming very close to death in many places

Dude I had such a toilet run right there.
Was your time any good though?
Yeah it was sub-45, but man it was stressful.

by phlogchamp September 20, 2021

Simulation Toilet

A person using a display toilet in a store to test its capabilities and efficiency.

Yo that simulation toilet at Home Depot really knows how to treat your asshole after a trip to Taco Bell.

by HakunahYourTatas January 1, 2020

Toilet Bus Boy

Aka worse than a garbageman and the person who cleans shit.

My friend Alex is a toilet bus boy, he failed college.

by Real YT Tartarus May 4, 2021

Toilet Paper

1. Used for wiping shit from your ass
2. Something you akways seem to run out of when you need it most
3. Cum wipes

P1. Fuck
P2. What
P1. Im out of toilet paper
P2. Sucks to be you
P1. Please help
P2. Drive to the store with that shit stain
P1. Its cum m8
P2. Im your mom whyd you call me
P1. I was thinking of you.

by 4/20/69 July 10, 2019

Skibidi toilet

My love goes out to Skibidi toilet

I physically recoil out of disgust when people tell me Skibidi toilet isn't the best YouTube sereis alive. Skibidi Toilet has changed my life for the good. Every time I watch Skibidi toilet, I feel there is a deep personal connection that NOBODY else can understand. It's like the skibidi's gets me and understands my struggle of gettin it out the mud. Skibidi Toilet, only I call it that, has shown me love more than my friends. I will always cherish, love, and embrace Skibidi Toilet for its amazing talent. I love skibidi toilet so much No other fan has the love I have for skibidi toilet. My devotion is unmatched. Never would I betray or slander skibidi toilet. I love it more than myself. skibidi toilet is the reason I breathe, I sleep, I eat. Everything I do has skibidi toilet behind it. Without it, I am nothing. I am an empty vessel moving through space and time without purpose. Skibidi toilet rejuvenates me. I love you, skibidi. I really do.

by James R. Crowe March 22, 2024

skibidi toilet

"Shivaan is the most skivid toilet", this means shivaan is not serious.

SKibidi toilet my dude shivaan

by jt099234884 May 23, 2024

toilet seat warmer

A degradory term used to describe young private boarding school pupils in the private education system in the UK, immortalised in the film "IF" BY director Lyndsey Anderson. Where a junior pupil is ordered to "go along and warm the toilet seat for me,i'll be along in 3 minutes" ,by one os the senior prefects of the school, a classic example of inbred contempt and didain cultivated in such institutions towards those they consider beneath their personally assumed "status".

Young Blenkinsop-Smythe will be an ideal choice for an unquestioning lackey,he has a good history as an adept toilet seat warmer.

by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017