Surprise Pudding

When you're doing anal with your girl and she shits on your dick without warning.
Last night I have my bf some surprise pudding. I don't think he liked it.
by Thatwhiteguy15 February 18, 2017
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What a surprise!

Wow! The person I said should be murdered for doing a thing doesn't want me to be able to go public about the thing they're do!
Hym "What a surprise! But they're trading your kids lives for they're own! Doesn't sound like they're good people to me... Sounds like they only care about remaking the world in their own image... Like... Some kind of mentally retarded billionaire! You're just a bad as he is!"
by Hym Iam February 16, 2024
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Schmegma surprise

Shmegma Surprise is not to be confused with a white, cheese like substance that accumulates from a lack of hygiene.
Schmegma surprise is a reference used to describe a conglomeration of compiled left overs in the fridge. Usually fried in the stove top to create a hash or casserole.
Pork Schmegma surprise:
Left over potatoes, cubed pork, onions, mushrooms, etc...fried in butter on the stove top then coated with left over gravy. Plated & topped with two fried over medium or over easy eggs.
We made Pork Schmegma surprise with the left overs from yesterday's roast.
by KAPM May 18, 2022
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catholic surprise

A Catholic may tell you they're waiting to have sex until marriage, but she might surprise you with an alternative route. One that involves taking the dirt road home. See "anal"
"I didn't think I was going to get anywhere with Anna, but then she had me give her a Catholic surprise!"
by sexybeast.blue.black December 26, 2022
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Scandinavian Surprise

A Scandinavian Surprise is the act of defecating into a condom, Storing said condom into the freezer until frozen solid then used for penetration for the anus or vagina for sexual pleasure.

A Scandinavian Surprise is more on the fetish side of sexual escapades.
The Husband gave his wife a Scandinavian Surprise when heading to bed for an interesting sexual experience.
by Sirius666 October 15, 2018
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fuzzy kitty surprise

1. The act of farting on or towards someone or something, quiet often in the facial area.
I was just sitting there, and that weinerhead just walked up and gave me a fuzzy kitty surprise!
by TinaWeina December 28, 2009
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Post-coital surprise

He nutted in my ass after a quicky. I had to rush out and I got a nice post-coital surprise at the first traffic light. My panties were soaked
by PocketLewis October 6, 2024
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