Cheese grater

When you shit in the shower and grate the shit down the drain with your foot.

I had to shit so bad I let a log fall shower , so I used the cheese grater to get I down the drain.

by Thomas broadway May 27, 2015

Nigga Cheese

(Noun) Tostitos Salsa Con Queso medium

Hey, did you get any of that Nigga Cheese at Paul’s house the other night? It hit the spot!

by The Scholar February 16, 2020

cheese hammers

term for someones feet who are yellow on the bottom and pasty white on top

Oh my God John took out his cheese hammers.

by cheesehammer April 21, 2010

Grilled Cheese

A sandwich that has processed or real chesse between the slices and butter or preferablely margarine on the outer side of bread. You put this sandwich in a frying pan and cook it on medium until both sides are nice and toasted.

I like how grilled cheese tastes.

by diseased sheep July 11, 2006

cheese helmet

The crusty thing on the end of your pole.

Oh my god! I'm wearing a cheese helmet.

by Misled_Monkey February 12, 2003

hood cheese

The white deposits that a man gets under his foreskin when he doesn't wash enough...

dude, I've not washed in so long I could package and sell my hood cheese at the market!

by ring_leader_uk June 3, 2006

Cheese nips

A respectful name for addressing people with bright orange tans.

*Upon seeing a friend who just got a spray-on tan* Yo, what up, Cheese nips!?

by Ill Semar October 1, 2011