Wood stain

by LighLigh February 24, 2022
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Hotel in the Woods

A euphemism to mean a brothel or whorehouse. Hotel in the Woods comes from the concept of cheap motels that are for rent by the hour and usually found in rural locations such as the woods since prostitutes and drug dealers have to stay away from the police.

Hotel in the Woods can also be used to describe sex trafficking.

Saying someone could work at a Hotel in the Woods is an insult that implies they are a slut.
“My crazy grandpa tried to sell me to a Hotel in the Woods in Romania when I was 16. Luckily my family rescued me”

“I matched with this guy on Tindr, but I’m scared to meet up at his place because what if he runs a Hotel in the Woods in NYC?”

Malena: “Sally literally only goes for guys with girlfriends and brags that it’s because she’s so hot she can steal anybody’s man. What an attention whore”

Patricia: “Yeah! What a slut, she’s totally someone who belongs in a Hotel in the Woods”
by Sparkle Swallows April 18, 2022
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Wood chipper

A person who consumes the sexual energy of men and leave s th a shambled, emotional wreck on the floor, not unlike a scattered pile of wood chips on the floor. see: Fargo.

Synonyms: man eater,
Usage: Kelly really fucked him up good. Just like they did to Mark and Tony. What a wood chipper.
by Deepderper July 16, 2017
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Chapel Wood

The act of getting an erection in the middle of a religious service
I woke up Sunday morning for church only to get some chapel wood next to my grandparents.
by Chargingsugar October 03, 2014
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Michael Wood

World's Smartest Native Australian, also a name used to pressure people into doing things.
Man 1: Oi mate skull that beer right now
Man 2: I'm not going to do that!
Man 1: Alright, but Michael Wood
Man 2: Oh no now I have to do it
by Funnel-King March 15, 2018
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Lay Wood

Duffer: I'm gonna lay wood tonight for sure. Colleen so wants me, dude.
by TuAnon February 22, 2024
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