pirate

pirates are suuuuper kewl. when i get a house i wud decorate it just like a pirate ship. if i could be anythang in the world I would be a pirate. what happens on the boat...stays on the boat. when you see me coming, you bettr get ready to give me all ur treasure. yo dnt want to mess with me. i would consider myself to be a pirate, i drink before 10am. drinking before 10am makes u a pirate not an alchoholic!!!

pirate:ARGGGGG

by sdneirFsaHleinaD February 28, 2024

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Post pirate

A person who waits a few months after you post something cool to repost it as thier own original "discovery"

Thats the third thing sheila posted this week that i. Posted months ago..shes such a post pirate!

by Brickbaterang July 27, 2017

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ub-argh pirates!

uber: super; high-level; high-ranking.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

ub-argh pirates!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about pirates.

"ub-argh pirates!" - says a pirate

by Pseudonymthewild@gmail.com February 23, 2013

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Dirty Pirate Hooker

Someone who sleeps around so much that she smells like a pirate.

Krystal wanted to sleep with Stephen but he said she was too much of a dirty pirate hooker.

by Operation Wolf February 29, 2012

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Pirate Wank

When receiving oral from a partner, pull out quickly and cum in their eye.
As they shoot up, you get up and kick them in a shin.
They will be hopping around on one leg, one hand over an eye like a patch and shouting “arggghhhh”

I laughed so much last night after Pirate Wanking Suzie

by King Crumb & Stains February 18, 2025

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