Cactus Surprise

When you're banging your bitch and when she just about to climax you pull out and yell "I'M GOING TO PUT A CACTUS IN YOUR VAGINA" and then proceed to put a banana up there instead. The surprise is that there's no cactus, there's banana.

Guy: *pulls out, prepares for a Cactus Surprise* "I'M GOING TO PUT A CACTUS IN YOUR VAGINA"
Girl: *screams*
Guy: *puts banana in her instead*
Girl: *screams, but not from pain*

by Rhukebab January 26, 2016

Mreasydeck surprise

The act of sucking and fucking a transgirl at the same time.

He was trying to get her attention, so he gave her the Mreasydeck surprise.

by Samguy August 24, 2024

October Surprise

The official term used to describe an event where the boss comes in sick and then shares it with everyone, despite knowledge that he is contagious.

Stemming from the October Surprise of Donald J Trump who contracted the deadly coronavirus and subsequently participated in multiple interactions with colleagues unaware of his existing positive diagnosis, infecting numerous members of his administration.

"Hey Tina, our CEO Jim sure gave us an October Surprise with his awful cold this week. Half of the marketing team is on mandatory PTO now. He still wants to meet with you in person tomorrow about those sales reports, though. I recommend a hazmat suit..."

by FlagRaiser October 16, 2020

fleshdog surprise

A fleshdog surprise is what happens when you do a handstand with your homie and shit while pointing your asscrack parallel with the floor and then have your friend lay the turd between your cheeks like a hotdog wiener between the buns then piss on it. Serve Warm

"dude, I helped my friend prepare a fleshdog surprise yesterday!"
"Oh shit! Howd it taste?"

by freese daddy August 4, 2020

Ventriloquist surprise

The act of sneaking up on a person and shoving your arm up there anus till you can control there mouth like a ventriloquist dummy

Hey dude I pranked your brother with a ventriloquist surprise.

by Rexstfs December 23, 2021

Surprise fold

A traditional toy from the late 2010s to early 2020s that involves a paper fold with a drawing on it, and what is inside, Something

Everyone loves surprise folds

by Youtubefan25 March 5, 2025

Kindle surprise

The resonating sound a kindle makes as it bounces off your skull when you fall asleep while reading.

I had a particularly painful kindle surprise last night, hence the black eye

by Web4less July 18, 2021