Water Sausage 

Its bog weed but make it childish and fun

"OMG Sean look its a bog weed!"
"Sorry its a what?"
"Water sausage"
"No thats a bog weed you Dozy Sod"

Water Sausage by Zoent November 18, 2020

Ye sausage 

A term that has quite recently originated from Liverpool. When a person finds someone physically and mentally inferior to them, the term “ye sausage” is used.

This is also a term that could be used to initiate a physical altercation between 2 people, generally used over Snapchat.

1)
Wool: “we doOn’t mess around over here mate”
Scouser: “Behave lad you’ll get it for the culture, ye Sausage”

2)
Wool: “frank lampard is better than Steven Gerrard”
Scouser: “meet me ye sausage”

Ye sausage by RichmondBiftas September 17, 2021

vacuum wrapped sausage 

To have one's erect penis deflate and fall limp while attempting to put on a condom before sexual intercourse. This phenomena can sometimes be attibuted to the de-sensitizing feeling of wearing a condom. Sometimes, a sound similar to a deflating balloon can be heard, but this noise is actually from the flow of air into the the condom's vacuum left by the shrinking penis.

Dude that poor guy was about to lose his virginity to Shrudi but when he tried to put on a condom his penis went flaccid and became a vacuum wrapped sausage.

vacuum wrapped sausage by soggy banana December 10, 2011

Sink the sausage 

Putting the penis into the vagina. Australian slang popularised by the fictional character Barry McKenzie.

I invited her back for a quick session of sink the sausage.

Sink the sausage by AlanofAdelaide July 1, 2014

Difference between Sausage and Hot dog 

While hot dogs are considered as a type of sausage, hotdogs are cooked through boiled water and steam. Sausages are cooked on a grill

Difference between sausage and hot dog: The hotdog was soft while the sausage was more crisp.

Difference between Sausage and Hot dog by logixlanguage October 26, 2017

seafood and sausage gumbo 

A term used in the south for a clothing forbidden hot tub party that is meant to turn into a sex party. (The sea food reference has to do with clams, and I don’t really need to explain the sausage reference)

I can’t wait to go to the seafood and sausage gumbo at Christina’s tomorrow. I heard Mary Beth is gonna be there and she’s been looking fine lately.

seafood and sausage gumbo by MacPherson McFly January 16, 2021

pizza with extra sausage 

cock pizza

i want ur pizza with extra sausage

pizza with extra sausage by Sauzaa March 15, 2022