Shoes rule

If you pass out with your shoes on, people can safely fuck around with you. If, however, you have the presence of mind to toss off your kicks, it indicates that you know you're going to sleep, rendering you off-limits.

Party foul! Shoes rule. This dude's in socks. We can't get 'im.

Shoes rule by Ellae April 29, 2011

first rule of warfare 

"We can always beat the French!"

Originally developped by the Italians and confirmed by the Moors!

first rule of warfare by Silky Smooth April 16, 2004

6 month rule 

After a couple has been dating for 6 months, it is now safe for them to have sex, and not regret it.

"Mark and Jamie had sex!? But they forgot the 6 month rule! Oh shit!"

6 month rule by MMjr February 20, 2009

Ja-rule 

A seemingly unintelligent 'gangsta rapper'... suffice to say a Tupac wannabe. This can be seen in the type and position of the tatoos on his body, and his hair style, among other things. Thinks he is a really good rapper and all-round tough guy, but then again has been accused of taking too much ecstasy, looking like a 'peanut-man', singing and acting like a trick, and of course allowing himself to be extorted...Twice. Also known to have really rubbish flows. Therefore doesn't really qualify as a rapper, let alone a gangsta rapper, especially if he keeps having an air around him of one who is the greatest^o. A status which as the general consensus of reality goes, he is NOWHERE close to reaching.


P.S. No personal vendetta against him or Ashanti Douglas(see example below)

Rap fan #1-"Ja-rule has another ghetto love song"
Rap fan #2-"So what else is new? He didn't do another song with Ashanti did he?!"

Ja-rule dissed Em in a song... well tried to, but sort of lost it when he quoted beyoncé in the same song.

Ja-rule by P.K.T June 3, 2004

Gas Station Rule 

When traveling to a gas station or store in a car, everyone gets their seat back when returning to the vehicle, if in the store for less than 20 minutes.

-Shotgun!

-no, you n00b! Gas station rule!

Gas Station Rule by bryan C. July 23, 2007

Audio Rule 34 

If it can be heard, There is a dubstep remix about it.

Kyle: Did you here that Audio Rule 34 of the South Park theme song?
Jon:No, I was to busy listening to my new Album where DJSmellySock Audio Rule 34ed sounds of old women trying to pass gas

Audio Rule 34 by TarzanMan January 8, 2012

Makelele rule 

A rule commonly used in console football (soccer) games (mainly FIFA or PES) where French international and player of limited offensive skill, Claude Makelele is allowed an unhindered shot at goal from anywhere outside the penalty area.

Person 1: "Bill you malaka, you should have run in and shot, the Makelele rule was in effect"

Makelele rule by gidigbi May 15, 2013