Jesus Juice

Cum

I want your jesus juice inside me

by KrispyKremePie May 29, 2018

jesus suits

A suit that jesus will wear when he comes on judgement day to repay the jews for what they did to him, its easily cleanable and flame resistant, and all white

I'm about to break out my jesus suit on that fuckin kid

by Squints April 18, 2005

pull a jesus

verb: To act in such a way during sexual activities that one looks surprisingly akin to Jesus Christ on the cross. To do this, one lies motionless with arms spread, making out in such a way that it is commonly confused with gagging.

"I can't believe that Todd would pull a Jesus last night: I guess he was drunker than I thought"

by hugedick April 8, 2009

team jesus

Derogatory term for Christian clubs and the like. Especially when directed at the evangelical sort.

Fuck! Here comes Team Jesus!

by Shtting Dicknipples September 17, 2003

jesus x

an easier faster way to type or say "jesus christ"

Jesus fucking x that was a gross video.

by runandwin September 5, 2005

Dirty Jesus

Bad ass beaner who eats more than just beans, and cuts more than just grass.

damn Dirty Jesus, you sure like beans. Go mow my lawn.

by sswankythegoat July 4, 2020

Jesus card

A card in a trading card game that can turn the tide of the game when topdecked.
examples:
pokemon-professor oak, good manners
yugioh- soul charge, raigeki

"i was totally about to win but then he pulled some fucking jesus card, demolished my board, and attacked for game."

by DreadCommander June 4, 2017