joshing me

stupid way of saying kidding me, that makes no sense

are you joshing me

by sara16742884 August 31, 2017

balls on me

A phrase used when something shitty happens to you that is unfortunate and undesirable, such as someone else's sweaty ballsack on you.

Assface: *drops hotdog on the ground*
Assface: BALLS ON ME! I dropped my fucking hotdog!

by Bigdaddy15 April 11, 2014

Gotye me

When someone rejects you and stops talking to you and blocks you on social networks. It hurts because you used to be so close.

Girl: Maybe we shouldn't see each other anymore.
Guy: Your ass is amazing so, don't try to Gotye me!

by tigerlipbalm October 24, 2012

speedrun me

Often used in sexual intercourse. If a girl says this to you, she is most definitely a gamer, and wants you to fuck her as fast as possible.

Chloe looked up at Jake as he fucked her hard, and made out "Oooh, speedrun me!~"

by Ps3luver September 29, 2013

Me cry

Depression and extreme sadness due to corona virus fucking up ur life and events

Girl: Coronavirus canceled slc and worlds

Guy: Me cry
Girl :(((

by capitanvs22 March 12, 2020

drip on me

Drip means wet or something ineffectual.

Informal, drip on me means wet on me

Adjo drip on me while we had intercourse

by mirick July 25, 2019

Dead me

To cut someone off.

Chonga: He tried to dead me bro!
Me: what an ass!

by Beverlyhillbabexoxo January 23, 2018