Max's Mum

gorilla looking silly human being, never going to achieve anything in her entire life

max's mum is a baddie

by maxs little brother August 21, 2022

Max Sonic-chebs

The epitome of speed. This big lump denies all laws of physics as he once ran faster than the speed of light. And yes, it was to Maccies after sweating 10kg of water weight at embargos.

Is it a bird, is it a plane, no its just Max Sonic-chebs running 248.91 mph.

by uhprofile November 22, 2024

Max Lozina

From what you heard of this kid it is not true!! Max lozina is tall that all im going to admit.

"You are shorter than Max Lozina."

by Jack Razga October 12, 2022

Max Phipps

The fattest poser in the world. You can barely see his face under his hair which he thinks looks cool. Max is such a player who looks about 10 and can really not kiss.

Friend : "I met a guy the other day"
Me : "what's his name"
Friend : "max phipps"
Me : "kill him!"

by Ezcrzy November 30, 2021

The messy max

Long night of drinking you vomit into her lap while ur licking it up

I don't remember eating ravioli but when I was giving charity the messy max I realized that wasn't raviolis they were spaghetti-hoes.

by Mysterious mavis February 09, 2025

Doogle Maxxing

The act of yo-yoing a turd back and fourth creating an immense suction that results in shooting the turd out of your mouth.

“Wow that was an epic doogle max!” “Thanks bro I’ve been doogle maxxing a lot lately”

by 2HawkMasterTuah February 03, 2025

Max young

He was short in his early days but will grow to be a towering 6,2. Has a massive penis and will do your mrs. If you get on the wrong side off Max Young he will punch knocking you out. Give him your money and he will like you.

Girl: omg his cock was so big

Girl.2: Ik

Girl.3: you guys only just received his cock I’ve been receiving max young’s cock every week

by Mambah November 23, 2021