The marco theory

A completely real (and definitely scientific) phenomenon where, immediately after a breakup, a person mysteriously ends up hanging out with the same guy named Marco. This occurs without planning, intention, or summoning—Marco simply appears, as if alerted by the emotional shift in the universe

“Bro, I swear I wasn’t trying to see him… it’s just the Marco Theory.”

by The marco Theory December 26, 2025

Imogen and Marco

Cringe

He is acting so Imogen and Marco

by TheCringeAbsorber January 26, 2018

Kendra and Marcus

Two young lovers who take love too fast. This couple name would say I love you after one hour in the relationship. They would break up after the Kendra queefs in the Marcus face during sex. But then eventually get back together in a week and do it over again.

Kendra and Marcus is a retarded couple.

by Darnell Capprey June 23, 2021

home made macros

macros that are made from yourself
basically saying you have excellent skill in something to the point where it can match macros

jeff over there is so good, its like hes using home made macros

by deez33 July 31, 2021

Luca De Marco

Someone who is tantoe lekker ouwe

I am depressief and kan geen chicks krijgen, was I maar a Luca de Marco

by Nietlucademarco November 21, 2021

Maven de Marco

houseplant; no abby, no life

Why are you such a Maven de Marco!

by m_klmxx November 24, 2021

lil man marcus

The real piece of work who knows that everything he causes is leading to his death stupid ass bitch who knows no one loves him not even his mom or dad a loser who cant even get people mad the way he wants them

lil man marcus rest in peace

by hey hey hey everyone April 4, 2022