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Jacob Hawkins

About the most ridiculous boy you will ever meet. Extremely immature, and will only ever date you for two things: sex or attention. But sex to him is only the attention. He goes back and forward between being gay and strait. He cheated on everyone he ever dated, yet he never can leave them alone once he figuratively throws them into the trash. You cannot trust this boy no matter what he says or does, because the only thing you will get out of it is a breakup in from of everyone at prom or some other special event. Be warned and know, that if you plan to date to marry, Jacob Hawkins is not for you. He will never deserve anyone’s love and affection, he doesn’t even deserve this type of love from his parents.
Is that Jacob Hawkins you see walking through the door? Hurry! Execute lockdown procedures!
by Gertrude Faraday October 16, 2020
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he is the almighty GOD of all gods
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1. An extremely big dick. 2. Being very nice but if you mess with them they will kick your ass. 3. If your name is Jacob you have a big penis and big balls. 4. You will never be gay but have all the lady’s.
“Woah” “ I want to have sex with that sexy beast” Jacob- means you are a goat.
by ImTyrone June 9, 2020
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Jacob is a humongous twat who has the tiniest dick in the world ( unlike my huge horse cock) ;). Hit me up any time ladies. Im availible
by ONII CHANI HAVE A DICK February 11, 2021
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A person that is like the devil himself. A person so selfish, that anything you give him, he keeps for himself, and is just PLAIN stupid!
Jacob, why are you soo annoying!!
by heyaguys167! October 29, 2019
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jacobs the absolute best and just so goofy! if you’re seeing this always be best friends with a jacob lmao
bro jacob’s a bot
by ewcaitlyn April 20, 2019
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Kids named jacob are fat and ugly. whenever i see a jacob i want to drop kick and shit in his face. a real idiot with no sense of humor. if you are a jacob i'm sorry for you im sorry no one likes you becuase you are ugly and rude
go away jacob! i dont wanna see your tangy face
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