Nut towel

What a guy has under his bed for when he jizzes, for cleanup.

I found Jeff's nut towel under his bed.
by supabadd12 January 19, 2009
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Nut Cleavage

The area on the underside of he scrotum(nut sack) in between the testicles.
Franco: Man it sure is hot!
Jimmy: How hot is it?
Franco: It's hotter than Satan's nut cleavage!
by Franco55 April 06, 2009
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cats nuts

Ice cream- it's the cats nuts!!

Babe, you are the cats nuts!!

epic
awesome
the shit
by giggy99 December 06, 2009
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lover's nuts

Testicular pain caused by prolonged sexual stimulation without ejaculation.
EXAMPLE:

' At the next table, also alone, was Cyprian Ukwende, the Indaro, the Nigerian . . .

. . . ' He needed a woman, too, or a bunch of women who would fuck him hundreds of times a week, because he was so full of lust and jism all the time. And he ached to be with his Indaro relatives. Back home, he had six hundred relatives he knew by name.

' Ukwende's face was impassive as he ordered the Number Three Breakfast with whole-wheat toast. Behind his mask was a young man in the terminal stages of nostalgia and lover's nuts. '

--- 1973. KURT VONNEGUT. "Breakfast of Champions, or, Goodbye Blue Monday." Chapter 11 (Pages 92 - 93).
by Dinkum February 25, 2014
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jiz-nuts

the medical condition which occurs when large quantites of semen cover the pubic hair that resides on the scrotum. the semen may be either dry or still gooey.
After beatin' my meat last nite, i had the worst case of jiz-nuts
by dbcooper January 02, 2005
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nut huggers

super tight jeans that practically crush a man's balls when wearing them
Jesse: hey whatsup Ray . whatsup james.
Both: damn can you breath in those nut huggers
by queenskilla26 October 25, 2009
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nut buddy

a person who's always on somebody's dick who wont get the fuck off. But depending on the person they follow they may like it and become nut buddys
paul and that other guy

people who wont let your nuts go

probably you hahaha

damn bra get off my nuts nut buddy
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