Self explanatory.
You see the creepy crawly thing that must die and in your panic you yell “Kill it with eggs before it lays fire” instead of what you were actually trying to say- to kill it with fire before it lays eggs.
Coined by spook AKA zombitini
You see the creepy crawly thing that must die and in your panic you yell “Kill it with eggs before it lays fire” instead of what you were actually trying to say- to kill it with fire before it lays eggs.
Coined by spook AKA zombitini
by zombitini September 20, 2020
When two people randomly load a revolver with two bullets, two blanks, and leave two chambers empty. One person randomly spins the cylinder and fires at the other. If it clicks, they fuck. If it’s a blank, they marry. If it fires…
“I had to leave her she kept insisting that we play fuck marry kill Russian roulette”
“Damn that’s psycho. Glad you got outta that”
“Damn that’s psycho. Glad you got outta that”
by cougarpuzzlebox August 06, 2023
Since you are going to the store you may as well kill two cats with one lawnmower and return the cans.
by cadet stimpy October 10, 2003
Typically used by band directors as a threat when you can't get a note right or scratch the floor with a timpani pedal.
I swear Jada if you don't hit that B flat I'm gonna kill you with a spoon then go after your family.
by Hihihhygdhvfttyyuipo November 18, 2016
finally without my penis chopped off or being hung i snuck passed as a chungy guard and assassinated big chungus that fag , time to chop off his penis then hang him
by TrxshDxrk November 14, 2019
A variation of telling someone you're going to kill or murder them, commonly used in jokes or slangs among middle schoolers.
by Cornell_Cornelius_Cornbob September 27, 2022
i don’t want to go to work screaming crying killing myself
by genius trinny April 21, 2022