Human race 

The one true race. All divisions of race exist on paper to get people to think in terms of whether they look the same or different from the next person.

If you're gonna hate somebody, hate them for being a member of the human race and never for having a different skin, hair, or eye color. Have a good reason to hate them, give them a good reason to hate you.

Human race by Solid Mantis August 5, 2019

Normal human 

A person who doesn't like the Boston Bruins. Also known to not drink mimosas.

Look at that normal human not drinking a mimosa and wearing a Nashville Predators jersey.

Normal human by Harlinschic February 22, 2021

Real Up Human 

A Real Up Human strongly has at his or her core foundation -- Only real truth and real honesty are reliable strongholds that we must choose for ourselves to build our life upon. Forging forward in time, the core of real up humans makes aspirations to truthfully define our reality in every moment to moment we exist. First for each one human of themself and then effortlessly outward onto all others around. For all of the paths that real up humans walk, it is that walk of talk of real truth. That truth bearing our existance -- fullment -- purpose -- happiness -- in everything that was, is, or will be for real up humans. Completed work realities made whole, effortlessly done. In that whole it could never ever be done.

I take the whatever time is needed to be a real up human to those I would call a friend -- and in kindly return seals that friend to me for he may be the one most needed in the final end.

Real Up Human by In the Mindway April 30, 2005

HumaNoiD 

A 1337 person that could pwn your ass on the internet and real life. Usually can be found on www.hl2world.com and www.halflifesource.com.
Usually lives in a den. www.humanoiden.tk

"n00b: OMG STFU HALO 2 ROX0R!1!
HumaNoiD: shut the hell up and get the fuck out of this forum, or prepared to be bitch-slapped"
"OMFG HUMANOID JUST PWNED ME AT CSS!!1!"

HumaNoiD by HumaNoiD November 19, 2004

Human Tripod

Definitely NOT Gus.

Gus is so small, he is the complete opposite of a human tripod.

Human Tripod by I OWN GUS March 21, 2004

AP Human Geography 

The most boring subject in school.

Dude, that AP Human Geography thot wants to know who's in my mouth. What clickbait. BEGONE THOT!!!!!!

AP Human Geography by Korokoro Kitsune January 23, 2019

Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, 

Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, by Mpskyman April 24, 2023