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Cursed human

A human who is so cursed they live beyond the realm of normal society. They usually have very obscure habits and surround themselves with cursed energy. The reason for their existence is unknown and is great mystey which is probably not meant to be solved.
@atoolred is such a cursed human, he's so cursed we barley know anything about him
by 12FFEJ May 28, 2020
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Wet Napkin of a Human Being

When a person in so unable to even ‘show up’ for themselves, are a drag, over all gray cloud pouring in on itself, not a violent storm, but sad sap nonetheless.
OMG! No that person wouldn’t have EVER considered THAT because they’re such a Wet Napkin of a Human Being.
by The Last True Mouthpiece December 1, 2022
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Big fat cock in human form

The dude with the big fat cock that you fuck and tell yourself "It's not just the big fat cock" but come on; it's the big fat cock. Look, you are trained from a young age to lie and say "No. It's other things. Stuff other than big floppy ding dongs matter to me". But it doesn't. It's just the huge thick dick. 100%. You can admit it. We're in your mental mind right now so it will be out little secret. It's the big fat cock. It feels good in your puasy and really all you care about is getting the giant robust shlong inside of you. I know it. You know it. Why pretend? Well, obviously, because men without big fat cocks will stop giving you thing and doing things for you islf you actually admit to what you believe (Which is that men without big fat cocks are inferior). Why is this so? Because subconsciously you want to pass on traits to your kids that will increase the likelihood of reproduction. A big fat cock means women will throw themselves at your son and his reproduction will be assured. So you fuck the massive girthy meat kabob. Regardless of the situation. No relationship required. And then you lie about it. But not to yourself. That's the problem with lying. You can't do it to yourself.
by Hym Iam November 28, 2020
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The Human Pickled Egg

It is the name for a girl who is a wild character and loves to have a cainful evening on a friday night in the Gardinerz.
"The Human Pickled Egg", also, "The Picken", or "Jordan", loves to deck herself to Lady GaGa on a weekend after being severelly skullcapped for the smallest fee available!
by thehumanpickledegg February 15, 2009
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perfect human

"Have you seen Phil? He is literally a perfect human!"
by Eclipticdjh ;) June 2, 2018
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Sub-human

An unemployable middle aged ear flipper
Hills!, as a human being you are Sub-human
by Willop65 January 30, 2020
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Faith is the best human being

This means exactly how it sound “ faith is the best human being ever “ 😂
Dude “faith is the best human being ever” and that’s a fact
by Blahblahblackfish June 3, 2019
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