"I laid down a dookie ham so dense you can see the ribs and fat in it."
- What sort of flavor is this fine meat?
- Nah bro that's the dookie ham I slammed down this morning
- What sort of flavor is this fine meat?
- Nah bro that's the dookie ham I slammed down this morning
by layingdookiehamsdaily May 02, 2025
by Gibbyme January 01, 2019
by Larry san February 14, 2024
this is a ruder version of:
don't get your knickers in a twist
but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist
it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.
don't get your knickers in a twist
but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist
it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.
both person 1 and 2 are arguing
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '
by nishishishi June 09, 2019
by #Fmlfdd December 06, 2021
Abilities:
1: Invisibility. Eg: Posts and gets 0 likes/comments/shares/views
2: Conversation Manipulation. Eg: Boss "So, Hamming Zaza, what are your previous work experiences" Hamming Zaza: "How was your day"
3: Teleportation. Eg: Hacker "I have your IP" Hamming Zaza: "alt+f4"
1: Invisibility. Eg: Posts and gets 0 likes/comments/shares/views
2: Conversation Manipulation. Eg: Boss "So, Hamming Zaza, what are your previous work experiences" Hamming Zaza: "How was your day"
3: Teleportation. Eg: Hacker "I have your IP" Hamming Zaza: "alt+f4"
Boy 1: "It's almost impossible to be a true Hamming Zaza"
Boy 2: "It's easy, just don't use a device for the rest of your life"
Boy 2: "It's easy, just don't use a device for the rest of your life"
by Hamming Zaza June 01, 2023
When you decide to have a three way but the extra person is not really welcome... aka, a side piece that you really didn’t want to have a three- way with ... also know as “carpet ham”
by Mmmeggglee September 23, 2020