prison eyes 

the phenomenon of someone appearing more attractive to you than they actually are due to a restrictive sexual scenario.

See also: camp eyes, construction site eyes

she doesn't look half bad through prison eyes. (camp eyes/contruction site eyes)

prison eyes by joshua edison December 30, 2010

Church Eyes 

The look in someone's eyes when giving you a look of judgement. i.e. showing disapproval.

Hey, don't give me those church eyes!

Church Eyes by plakefastic March 17, 2011

Spuck-eyed 

When your eyes are really tired.

I'm so spuck-eyed from staring at the computer all day.

Spuck-eyed by Boston Baked Bean Too April 30, 2011

Photoshop Eyes 

when you are completely wasted (drunk, stoned, high) and you see this girl and she is the most beautiful thing you have ever seen, you get with her, wake up the next morning lying next to a drain turtle

*When you are so intoxicated that everything looks good

Dude i was so wasted last night i had on my photoshop eyes and woke up looking at this drain turtle

Photoshop Eyes by Zaamie July 7, 2011

Flaps' eye 

The term Flaps' eye came about in the UK in May 2013 as a female version of the male 'Jap's Eye' japs eye or 'urinary meatus', however due to the overly complicated nature of the female genitalia, (and man's inability to comprehend this) there is another hole down there that it can refer to, the vagina.

Urethra:
Anita Dick - Phil I think I've got another UTI again, my Flaps' eye is stinging like TCP...

Vagina:
Phillip McAvity - Mike you'll never guess what I saw this morning..
Michael Hock - What's that Phil?
Phillip McAvity - I accidentally walked in on Anita this morning 'cause I heard a loud buzzing sound. She was at it hard with that magic wand again; her legs were so wide her Flap's eye was winking at me!

Flaps' eye by The Jungle Monster May 4, 2013

one eyed worm hole 

A one eyed worm hole is a never ending vagina that just seems to go on forever into the deep abyss.

"I was rooting this chick the other day, and my dick got lost in her never ending one eyed worm hole. I felt as though my entire body was being sucked into the vortex that was her one eyed worm hole".

one eyed worm hole by Mad-dawg July 4, 2014

snake eye pee 

Following a night of wild sex and passionate satisfaction, the leftover swimmers seal the urethral meatus (your cock hole) and create two master streams of urine,which may or may not hit both side of the porcelain throne. This is also referred to as "rimming it".

"Dude, I totally had snake eye pee this morning. I hit the tub and the sink at the same time!"

snake eye pee by orgasmic tomatoes November 27, 2014