el hage

A suave man, usually indulges in copious amounts of red meat and Single Malt Scotch whisky, enjoys hunting, has a knack for multiple foreign languages, and is usually proficient in martial arts, military weaponry, and of course the art of love....

see also Gentleman Spy

" this seems impossible, but I know one guy who could pull it off....."

"time to bring in El Hage"

by Spartan87 December 21, 2016

El-cocking

Flashing a pistol to make your penis look bigger. Compensating with brains may be dumb enough to fuck up and kill someone

If you El-cocking you can leave or get shot

by Unnaturalpat June 20, 2020

El Toas of the Wind and Stars

The goat, no questions asked. A top fella. Could steal yo girl if necessary. Don't mess with the top dog ever. Tony Soprano's best friend and best man at his wedding. Favelas born and bred (did live in shanghai's kung fu district and London briefly) but the favela of Rochina is where he loves. a.k.a tewys olasowys, member of Size Dont Mater FC.

El Toas of the WInd and Stars is one ice cold motherfucker.

by tewys1 May 9, 2022

El Fupachabra

A very large woman or man who comes to you house and eats all your food

Me: "Dude why did you bring El Fupachabra over to my house"
Friend: "Who else is going to finish all the rancid food in the fridge?"
Me: "Good plan"

by DWulf December 27, 2011

el hobo

see:"the hobo walks at midnight".

bo.

by person yo-yo June 27, 2003

el stinko

The kid who smells awful

Person 1: Walks in
Person 2: "Damn that kid an el stinko"

by Pro Opp Stoppa June 1, 2023

Dirty Jor-El

Is when you have intercourse with a woman that has her buttocks hanging off the bed/couch with her legs open and held back while you drop your pelvis repeatedly and forcefully onto hers for maximum penetration.

Your mom’s favorite sexual position is the Dirty Jor-El.

by SFRangerMoJo July 2, 2023