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Cum Cooking

The most disgusting cookbook you have ever encountered, it is a collection of recipes to encourage the use of men's semen/cum in food to serve to your family and friends. If you read the reviews, they are totally fake & obviously people are being paid to write them.
Cum Cooking description:
"Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!"
by Miss.Swan December 15, 2008
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cum runner

Dribbles of semen down a womans leg or skirt post sexual act.
Oh fuck Suzy, you got a cum runner, clean up quick!
by Bud E Love May 2, 2003
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E-cum

Bodily fluid of the cyber sense made up of little 1's and 0's usually released after watching online pr0n or cybering.
He E-cums all over the keyboard, releasing a flood of 0s and 1s on the poor girl on the other side.
by xqubit November 15, 2004
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cum poo

When, after anal sex, you pull out your cock, and some dark-stained cum dribbles out as the ass slams shut. Also can happen with an after-butt-fucking fart..
Damn! You should see the cum poo that flew out of Ginger after that royal ass-fucking I gave her.
by Johnny Cumm May 29, 2005
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cum hog

A voluptuous man or woman who's thirst for cum is never quenched. A cum hog will go to any length to get creamy thick man gravy all over their face and mouth.
"Dude check out that cum hog"
"Aww dude she's collecting jizz from homeless men and putting it into a milk jug"
"FUCK!!! that fuckin cum hog is chuggin on that gallon of baby batter"
"No fuckin way...the bitch is regurgitating it back into the jug"
"What a fuckin nasty, slimy flesh cave"
by Rusty McShakelfuckerd December 29, 2007
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cum puddle

by G-Wiggy March 18, 2005
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Cum-over

When a male stands perpendicular and cums on another man or woman's head. The cum lands on the recipient's head like a Comb Over.
Last night, John gave me a Cum-over and it went in both of my ears!
by Big Goosey May 29, 2009
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