Chips

The best fucking thing in the world that makes you fat.

Hey those chips are making you gain a bit of weight.

by moto hoetoe May 18, 2019

Fish and chips in the boardroom

When you are undertaking a activity that is important but not taking it seriously

This isn’t fish and chips in the boardroom mate, this is serious business

by Mickmcmanus April 21, 2023

Toby Chip

Song sung by... Hold on, not song. ART sung by... Hold on, not sung... Art GURGLED by artist Toby Smiles. It is also their nickname for the Java Chip drink at Starbucks. They often drool into it, providing a more complex and deeper flavor. Sometimes used instead of using Toby Smiles.

Friend: Yo whos your favorite artist?
Me: Brooooooo its GOTTA BE TOBY CHIP BRUH

by AvocadoCatThing January 23, 2025

Shrimp Chip

Slang for a piece of fabric (commonly a sock) that has been coated in so much human semen that it stiffly holds its shape, it is so rigid that bending it causes a crackling noise as if one were to break a chip.

Guy 1: "Bro, I sat on your bed and heard a crack!"
Guy 2: "Don't worry, bro, it was just my shrimp chip I forgot to put away"

by red_shamus August 6, 2022

Chips

A phrase used to point out a good looking woman nearby to get others attention

‘Chips’ said Peter, as everyone dropped their knives and looked ahead
‘Could you get the chips on the right’

by Esmegma-merchant83 September 29, 2024

chip

somebody who is unreliable and kinda a bitch, uhhh thats it.

jaiden: yooo
John: ...
chip: chip

by slick chawn November 23, 2024

Chip

A small snapped of piece of a cigarette usually use for rolling a zoot.

"Oi gary, you got any rolling baccy?"
"Nah mate, ive onlygot chip"

by Chavvy gary September 6, 2022