Child

The next stage of a baby.

There are so many child's in the mall.

by RRReeeggg September 29, 2020

dude child

when Emma gets your attention at lunch saying, “dude child,” proceeded by “listen up,”

“dude child, what are you doing?”

by yourgenderqueergal November 18, 2019

childing

the act of being a child

i am childing when i make fun of my dad

by calls08 June 16, 2019

The Holy Child

A guy with an unusually large amount of female friends some of which act in a sexual manner towards him. Most of the females that know him claim that he has a relaxing personality such as helping with depression and anxiety.

“Yo have you heard that John knows the entire cheerleading team”
“The whole teem?”
“Yah man the whole teem and guess what, I saw him and the entire team leave after a game with beach clothes in their bags”
“...he is The Holy Child bro”

by Nnoble1000 October 11, 2017

Flipper child

A result of generations of inbreeding causing physical deformities and an unbelievably low intelligence. Socially and intellectually dumbfounded and sometimes physical deformities such as webbing of the fingers or toes or lack of teeth. Flipper children tend to have horrible eyesight and hearing.

Stop sleeping with your sister I ain't raising any flipper child

by Ajax Buzzkill May 17, 2016

Child Lives

Ooooh! So the threat to child lives wasn't doing it for you.

Hym "So the child lives you didn't have a problem with but you YOU life is where you draw the line? That. Is. Fucking. Hilarious. Ha!"

by Hym Iam May 16, 2025

child

a name for everyone who is an adult or not an adult, child is also a name for your annoying teacher bc we all know they is a CHILD,Also a name for your annoying friends who exist (well if I had any I would call them that)

Hello child(only when talking to adults)(or anyone annoying)

by mOusE mAsTEr March 27, 2021