Hoes for days

a pimp will have such a massive stable that a trick will never do the nasty with the same hoe twice.

yo! I got hoes for days, what flava you want?

by hrm smk April 7, 2008

Snow Day

A day when classes are canceled and all you do is stay home and do cocaine. Rick James loved snow days, but he was not enrolled in classes, so they occurred with greater frequency.

A secondary definition of snow day is when you stay home from school and see how many times you can masturbate in one day. You play god to the mites that live in the carpet, as you pepper them with inches of hot white semen.

I took a snow day today
Nice, so how much blow did you do?
Just say, it smells like Colombia.

by Devon McIntyer February 22, 2011

30 days

May be used in place of "fuck you"
Used in conjunction with the Theory of Constraints concept for companies to sell a bad product and having time to bail.

30 days means to be fooled, purposely mislead. Sad or displeased because someone or something has failed to fulfill one's hopes or expectations, to have lost determination or confidence; dispirited after the 30 days because things are much worse than before.

I know things look really bad right now but give it 30 days and it will be awesome.
Hey man, its been 30 days and things are worse than before!
Oh you got to give it 30 more days.

by TOCsucks April 11, 2019

carly day

Carly Day is a civic holiday on March 3 and is recognized in some areas of Western Canada - but not many. There are ongoing union disputes surrounding the holiday and various lobby groups are struggling to have it recognized as a statutory holiday as celebrations grow larger every year. Most unique part of Carly Day celebrations are the hats. Carly Day hats usually are bright purple visors worn upside down. Some have animal print or rainbow bands and a rat tail like braid that extends from the back - to which people add charms. Each year on Carly Day a new charm gets added to the Carly Day visor. Common symbols on Carly Day visor charms are: vikings, grilled cheese, or the corno portofortuna. It is also customary to only wear hot pants and pink sneakers on this day. Many people gather with family and friends to compose their own Carly Day rap songs.

The historical roots of Carly Day surround the following of comet 209P/Linear though the first celebration of Carly Day is not recorded.

Lisa: "Will you come to my birthday barbecue tomorrow, Chad?"
Chad: "Oooo sorry Lisa. I just can't. It's Carly Day tomorrow. My mom got me a new corno charm and I've got my telescope set up to watch 209P/Linear all night long."
Lisa: "Dammit. Why did I plan my party for Carly Day."

by Jiminy Farmerson June 6, 2014

Nudes day

On October 10th anyone you ask has to send nudes

It’s October 10th national nudes day

by AquaticAnt October 10, 2020

Valentine’s Day

A day we’re u remember your single and feel bad and get depressed bc your man left u

Best Fran” it’s Valentine’s Day and yo ass still single shm”
Me “ bitch fuck you”
Then goes home and cry’s and watches some dumbass movie

by “ this bitch “ February 14, 2019

banana day

august 22nd*, the day of bananas, a day for the giving out and the eating and general enjoyment of and appreciation for bananas


*august 23rd may be celebrated as well, as bizarro banana day

"happy banana day! would you like a banana?"

by tyhe August 24, 2008